reading how tiz went into a coma
Tiz ripped open his void eye and pulled out a huge ass gatling gun
"Thats a huge ass gatling gun" Ringabel said
"I know" Tiz fired off the gun at Ringabel. Blood and gore spilt everywhere, mortally wounding the dude. Goodbye, Ringabel.
"Why the fuck did you do that!?" Edea yelled and also stomped her foot.
"We can just feather him"Tiz replied.
".... Oh. Right."
Agnes rezzed Ringabel. Ringabel went to strangle Tiz
"Thats hot." said Tiz
All is well
Tiz is sulking in his room when he hears a knock at the door. He ignores it, hoping Ringabel might wake up and answer it instead.
Who's there? not Tiz. He stays on his bed and continues to ignore the door.
Tiz stares at the door. Ringabel snores loudly as ever, a halo floating above his head.
He still doesn't answer the door. Why would he need to answer this at this specific time when theres really no reason t
Suddenly, the door flies off its hinges with a loud BOOM, slamming straight into Ringabels bed, killing the sleeping man instantly. Tiz peers over at the destruction, watching blood pool onto the floor before noticing the other presence enter the room.
Heels clack on the wooden floor and he's greeted with the ever radiant blonde ruffling his hair up. "What is up, my dude" Edea smiles, completely ignoring the blood she just stepped in. "Lets fucking duel."
"Nothing in life matters, Edea" Tiz frowned, hanging his head. "Everything is a void."
"You can always duel it out to make it matter! Or eat. Whatever." She says as she pats the newly fluffed chicken hair.
"Edea, you don't understand... No one will. The void ate my soul, my heart, theres nothing left inside of me except for this treacherous void. I belong to nothing but the darkness now. Everything has become nothing but eternal darkness. The only hope in this world has been trampled upon by the thick, muddy miasma of--"
"Ok edgemaster 3000," Edea interrupted, putting her hand on Tiz's shoulder. She'd point over to where Ringabel was dusting himself off from an auto resurrection. "Go ahead and stand next to Dark Knight fucker in line over there. I'm sure he'd love to have a conversation with you"
"I'm not edgy." Tiz sighed, lifting his head to look straight at Edea. "But this sword is."
Suddenly, a sword flew out of Tiz's void eye and into Edeas skull. The woman, face frozen with a questioning expression, fell to the floor, blood spraying everywhere like a broken sink faucet As he walked past her corpse, he whispered "I am the fucking stronk"
"What the fuck" Ringabel yelled.
All is well
Tiz sat on his bed. The others were fast asleep and Tiz, as per usual, struggled falling asleep.
“Why don’t they understand?” he mumbled to himself “They all act so damn happy, like everything’s alright with the world.”
He stood up and started pacing around the room.
“What makes them so happy?” Tiz looked at Agnes “What makes them sleep at night?” He walked over to the vestal and kneeled down to look at her face. Even in her sleep, she seemed happy and peaceful. Tiz sighed. “They’ll never understand what it’s like to have your soul sucked out of your body. Consumed by the void inside and out. Losing your family…They’ll never understand true suffering.” He patted Agnes on her head and walked over to Edea.
“They don’t even try to understand. They’re too absorbed with saving this shitty world when it should have died a long time ago. The void will consume everything in its path, especially whatever light these idiots will produce.” He kissed Edea on the cheek and walked over to Ringabel.
“But what if…they did understand? What if….they just need a little push. Maybe they just need to lose something to understand my pain. The pain of being nothing but an endless void, a slave to darkness.” He licked Ringabel.
“Well then” he said, walking over to his bed “If they don’t understand my pain,” he took out a knife from his void eye “I’ll just have to make them understand.”
He snuck the knife under his mattress and tried falling asleep.
All is well.
Later the next day, the adventurers were out dungeoneering, grinding for some cash.
As the last turn of battle came up. Agnes ripped out the succubis heart as it was still flying, the newly killed creature slamming itself into the ground. As she took a bite of the still beating muscle, she stepped on the corpse, grinding her heel into its skull and crushing it. Blood splashed onto her dressed, adding onto the crisp yellowing spots of older encounters of the day.
"How utterly vile." She smirked, spitting half-chewed gunk and blood onto the fresh trash.
"Thats hot." Ringabel exclaimed, scurrying to pick up the loot from battle. As he stepped around the other numerous bodies piling up, Edea seemed more preoccupied in the fact that Agnes was getting blood all over her dress.
"That isn't very fashionabluh of you, Agnes." Edea noted, attempting to nudge the vestal into changing. "Those stains'll never come out."
Instead, Agnes would wipe her cheek, smearing whatever rotten blood left from her meal onto her face like warpaint. She scoffed, throwing down the succubi heart like a hot number and brushed the remaining blood off onto her dress. "There is no need to worry." She'd chime, her tone concerningly chipper "There are 20 of the same outfits on grandship; drowning this dress in the nearest river should bleach the blood away nicely."
Edea winced at the clothes being ruined and sighed. She'd rub her forehead, scratching at a visible scar being as visible as it gets. "Fine."
In the distance, Tiz stared at Agnes with a soulless expression. A blade glimmered in his hand.
All is well
As everyone was headed back to Grandship that evening, Edea and Ringabel were leading the way back with a huge metric fuckton of items and meat in a cart. Agnes and Tiz trailed behind, the vestal picking at some of the remains that were slewn on her dress. "Perhaps 3 river washes is required for this" She'd mutter, humming the map tune to herself.
While she was distracted, Tiz approached her from behind and put a hand on her shoulder. "What the fuck is up my dude" He said in a hoarse, dark voice.
"The sky, Tiz. What else? " Agnes replied, still busy with the dried guts. "Did you happen to find anythi
Abruptly, Tiz swings a knife towards Agnes.
All is not what it seems.
As the knife comes into contact with Agnes body, the knife ricochets off her skin and causes Tiz to stab his arm.
"What the fuck" said Tiz, blood spurting out
"Your void eye is no match to the crystals, Edge Master" Agnes looked back, her skin shining in the sun. She continued walking forward, patting her dress
"DON'T ME THAT" yelled Tiz. Theres blood everywhere now and he is the f;ucking pissed.
They keep walking until they get to Grandship and retire for the night. Tiz is still bleeding.
All is well.
Hi my name is Tiz Edgelord 3000 Arrior and I have messy emo shoulder-length greyish brown hair (that’s how I got my name) that sticks up and refuses to be tamed and shit brown eyes that hold the soul of satan himself in them and a lot of people tell me I look like Cloud Strife (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Alternis Dim but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pitch black skin. I’m also a zombie, and I lost my soul which goes to Edge School in The Great Chasm where I’m in the seventh year (I’m twentytwo). I’m a emo (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Edge School. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. The Eternian Forces stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Edea stared at the D. Agnes did too. They both looked at Tiz who was sleeping on his bed. Maybe. He might have bled out. Who knows.
"What the fuck is wrong with that man?" Edea
All is well?
Tiz woke up after being dead for 4 days from bleeding out. He opened his eyes to see Edea sleeping next to him. He blushes and screams. Edea wakes up screaming as well.
"WHAAT THE UFCK IS HAPPEN" Edea screams.
"WHAT R U DOING HERE BITCH?????????" tIZ SCREAMS?
"SLEEPING???????????" edea replied
"o" tiz still blusging
they stared into each other's eyes for probably 5 minutes. "edea" tiz tells her"
"eda I think i lov eu. whenI'm around you I don't feel like merdering u. i would murder Ringabel for u and protect u with my life. Which I don't have but I guess that makes me immortal hahaha ill never die so I can always protect u please marry me and join me?"
Edea opened her mouth to answer.
All is well I guess.
it had been a month since edea had confessed her love to tiz and all was well and good
except for the fact that now, for some reason, tiz kept seeing things. little flickers of light at the edge of his sight danced around and confused him into setting his magic eye gatling gun off in the middle of the street. a few people died in cold blood but edea resurrected them all.
"hey tiz, i think you oughta get that checked out" edea said, and also sparkled. she shoved some weapons into tiz's void eye for good measure, just in case he needed them for the day
"euwiidqoqh eklsjaf jeafdnkdhw d edjkdan faksdaj ewkhlwefekj?" tiz replied. his eye was smoking and he was just talking garbage. edea could understand it though.
"yeah like, that ain't normal dude. I mean, no ones ever been normal at thois point but who knows- oh hi ringabel."
"ekdhslfhkjsd kdjsf dsi dfwweooif dwkdfklsid ewoidjf foeiw oewidj.... eikfwjke wfiej ifke iri oe oejcld....." tiz mumbled. he just seem tired when he turned and waed at ringabel.
ringabel quacked and a bright light flashed behind him. suddenly the moon appeared!
a tiny, but powerful figure stood in the light with something in their hand. whatever it was, it was dripping blood like a sloppy joe with too much slop.
"i have come to free you all from your tenuous meandering. for it is i who will free your wretched souls!" the tiny baby in the light said as they jumped down and smacked ringabel straight into the pavement, killing him instantly. "so is edgemaster 3000 here?"
tiz got so pissed off he faced the moon lady and shot all the weapons he had in his eye off at her, but all off his attacks bounced off. "sorry but youre gonna have to do better than that, lmaonade."
then for some reason she shoved a blue orb in his eye. the light burst through tiz's whole body and he kinda just. short circuited and went limp like a fried potato. edea gasped and lunged at the lady before she screemed "Ba'al Busters!" and some other white light flashed before here eyes
After a long frivolous journey, the four heroes of light separated on their own journeys to find a better way to time travel.
Agnes became God and kind of just. Was good. Like she stopped being gruesome but still launched Ringabel toward the moon
Ringabel time-traveled through years and years only to figure out that he Needs To Fucking Settle In One God Damn Place. He still loved Edea but it was one-sided. Sometimes he'd sing on the moon for her but no one heard him.
Edea became the Grand Marshal AND the council of Six all on her own. She and Agnes would spar with each other from time to time for the hell of it while Alternis just fucking sat there and admired them.
Though... sometimes Edea would look out the window and wonder... What ever happened to Tiz?
Well... He fell into a coma!
All is one!
- THE END -